after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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