I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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