good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
