Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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