also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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