hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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