About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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