Its about making memories worth repressing
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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