Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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