I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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