I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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