dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's the barista slut.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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