I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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