my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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