I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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