girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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