think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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