There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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