A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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