North Korea, Best Korea!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Randomize
