Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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