HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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