just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also, beer. Big fan.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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