i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i think my cat just said my name.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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