So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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