Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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