i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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