She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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