So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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