Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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