he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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