I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
