Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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