ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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