And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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