i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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