why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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