She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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