wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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