In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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