Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
