garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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