why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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