I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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