Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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