sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
