let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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