I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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