I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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