no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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