I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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