Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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