Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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