when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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