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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle

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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

(805): View more from California

Don't drive home.

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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

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(269): View more from Michigan

he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants

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(425): View more from Washington

Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.

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