This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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