i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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