my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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